This is not a bed for dogs. The Dog House is where you sleep when you are in trouble with your partner and you are kicked out of the main bed.
There are countless reasons why you can get marched to The Dog House.
According to the missus, Dog House worthy offences include:
Loud Snoring. She says I sound like a Chainsaw sometimes.
Changing the channel or constantly annoying her during My Kitchen Rules.
The wrong answer to the (trap) question - 'Does my bum look big in these jeans?'
Scaring the crap out of her by putting a huntsman spider on her head (I'll admit, this one went too far, I got a few nights in The Dog House for that masterpiece).
Farting. She did not appreciate the dutch oven I shared with her the other night. It is almost a guarantee I will end up in The Dog House on Curry night.
Coming home drunk and obnoxious. The worst time was one year on Melbourne Cup when I woke up half the neighbourhood with my atrocious 3am rendition of 'The Horses' by Daryl Braithwaite.
If you find yourself in The Dog House frequently, this is the mattress for you!
The Dog House Mattress is every bit as good as a $3000+ mattress in the big name retail stores, at a fraction of the price.
It has been designed with over 10 years of the feedback of thousands of customers.
The perfect combination of Gel Infused Memory Foam, Natural Latex, Plush High Density Foam and a premium 7 zone pocket spring support system make this mattress Bloody Good!
- The top quilting layer is a luxurious hard-wearing Cashmere knitted fabric, soft to the touch yet extremely durable.
- The side fabric is high-end knitted charcoal and light grey sofa fabric - a unique and bold design for a pocket spring mattress.
A PREMIUM EUROTOP
The Thick Eurotop (Box Pillowtop) has 3 premium foam layers inside it.
- The top layer is Gel Infused Memory Foam, a soft-feeling foam which moulds comfortably to your unique body shape. Millions of beads of Medical Cooling Gel have been infused into the Memory Foam to regulate your body temperature nicely.
- The middle layer is natural pin-core Latex. Latex is a bit firmer than Memory Foam with a high elasticity which gives great support and pressure relief to the areas of your body which need it the most. The pin-core holes in the Latex layer is designed to disperse heat.
- The firm high density foam layer is what gives this mattress its medium-plush feel. The key difference between The Dog House Mattress and The In With The In-Laws Mattress is this high density foam layer is softer in The Dog House and firmer in the In With The In-Laws.
7 ZONE POCKET SPRING SYSTEM
- Below the three premium layers in the Eurotop is a 22cm, 7 Zone Pocket Spring System with re-inforced edge support. A 7 zone mattress is designed to give you firmer support in the areas of your body which need it (Head, Lumbar region, Knees and Feet) and is slightly softer in other areas (Shoulders, Hips and Calves) which allows these areas of your body to sink deeper into the mattress for added pressure relief.
The Dog House Mattress is best described as a MEDIUM FIRM feel (6.5/10 firmness rating) which based on extensive feedback is the ideal mattress firmness for most people.
A super plush or soft mattress may feel good in a mattress store when lying on it for a few minutes, however it can often cause you aches and pains over time, even severe back problems due to not enough lumbar support.